Thursday, March 06, 2008
Cause I see polar bears...
Ok, so yesterday right after i finished a meeting I declared out loud, "Look! This is totally the polar bear on the bathroom floor! See?" I proudly showed everyone my doodle. True, I also rendered a room full of designers speechless as they were trying to comprehend what the HELL I was talking about. I looked at them and said, "Oh, and um, yeah. I did get that poster off to the printer's today." Realizing that maybe my giddyness at capturing the polar bear perfectly in a doodle was probably NOT what I was supposed to be working on during the meeting, I got quiet. But then my boss said, "Um, what now, you see what, WHERE?" Well, she ASKED, people, so now I HAD to explain. So I excitedly began, "In the bathroom! there's a tile that looks just like it has a polar bear on it! The tile actually repeats and I haven't finished finding them all, but every day, 'Bam!' There it is!" and I smiled nice and big to clearly illustrate the giant dork that I am. Everyone kind of smiled sweetly and pretended that I hadn't just inappropriately announced in a meeting that I can see imaginary animals while I pee.
But later...."Michelle!!!" my boss yelled. She was calling me from the bathroom. "Come in here and show me where this damn polar bear is! cause now I HAVE to see it!!"
Ha! Gleefully I ran in and proudly pointed out the tile. "Look!! There it is! Can't you see it?"
"Hey. Yeah, I kinda do. Sort of. In an abstract way." Then she asked, "Um, how long do you hang out in the bathroom?"
Anyway, to clearly show my vision I went home and painted it. If I had a camera, I would totally take a picture of the tile to show you how completely obvious it is. Totally there.
But later...."Michelle!!!" my boss yelled. She was calling me from the bathroom. "Come in here and show me where this damn polar bear is! cause now I HAVE to see it!!"
Ha! Gleefully I ran in and proudly pointed out the tile. "Look!! There it is! Can't you see it?"
"Hey. Yeah, I kinda do. Sort of. In an abstract way." Then she asked, "Um, how long do you hang out in the bathroom?"
Anyway, to clearly show my vision I went home and painted it. If I had a camera, I would totally take a picture of the tile to show you how completely obvious it is. Totally there.
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